funnytwittertweets:

dadstielkline:

fun facts about sharks

I just want to send this to somebody

funnytwittertweets:

Is the l’manburg flag racist?

nickvalenfine:

orteil42:

dystopias are getting too real and utopias feel too improbable. i propose a third kind of escape: a world that’s just okay

This is a long shot but

Deaf Tumblr I need help!

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Stop replying “Omg I hate getting news this way!!” on tumblr memes about major current events. This is the best way to receive national news ever devised and this is the best website on earth

Anyway

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

flyingpurplepizzaeater:

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

1st-1:

rainalikestoplay:

My two moods are

1) ☺️ (getting attention)

2) 😠 (wanting attention)

alphacrone:

alphacrone:

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

• Your mask protects others more than it protects you
• You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms
• The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person